Swole Acceptance

by Frost on September 12, 2012

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

GZCL October 2, 2012 at 8:34 pm

This is awesome. You are awesome. We welcome you to your true home. With swole arms and swole hearts we bring you in brother. I’m glad to hear you’ve experienced the world. To know the enemy we struggle against, to have been of their ilk , for ever so brief a period, is no dishonor to the swole.

The only thing that matters now is that you’re home. In the Iron Zion.

Carnivore September 15, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Derrick September 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I need to abandon my weak privilege and get my ass in shape.

BC September 12, 2012 at 8:51 pm

The Truth, the Swole Truth, and nothing but the Truth

Preach on, bros.

Rob September 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I work in an office. Me and one other aren’t obese. When I don’t take the food they constantly offer, the surprise and hurt feelings are palpable. Maybe I’ll start wearing baggy clothing so they can’t see the V shape and stop shaving so they can’t see the rock chin.

The Islander September 12, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Swole for life.

Jack Donovan September 12, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Great stuff.

Whenever I come into the place where I work in a tank top, one of the girls says “ohh, muscles.”

Hateful bitches. They don’t know what it’s like.

Invictus III September 12, 2012 at 6:17 pm

This is ridiculous…ly awesome!

Shade Zero September 12, 2012 at 6:17 pm

After reading that I’m suffering from swole envy.

That was awesome.

Roosh September 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I’m waiting for a fat girl to say something negative to me about my body.

FFY September 12, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Hahah this was awesome.

Before I join, I just have to know-

Are you SURE this is an entirely safe and judgment free community? Honestly, I don’t know if I could go through another night like last sunday when this chick was feeling my abs as I leaned against the bar…

Matt Forney September 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm

We lifted in the name of the Father, The Son, and The Swoley Spirit.

hahahahaha lmao

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